I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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