Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So much Jack, so little girl.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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