As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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