they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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