My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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