If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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