Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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