You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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