Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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