YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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