Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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