i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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