YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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