i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Randomize
