In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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