when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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