Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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