My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
why do cheetos always look like penises
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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