Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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