Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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