Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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