I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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