He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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