i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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