So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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