Ambien. No doubt about it.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
people are starting to question the shark bite story
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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