Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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