Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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