Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The adults are the big ones right?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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