I am puke
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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