Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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