I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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