we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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