my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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