The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
two words: eviction party
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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