Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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