dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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