Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
How does one acquire holy water?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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