Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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