We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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