it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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