What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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