me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I am available for nakedness
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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