My underwear smells like fireworks.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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