PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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