Me too!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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