Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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