you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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