sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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