you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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