normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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