it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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I need you to use more vowels.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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