just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
someone owes me an orgasm
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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