I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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