Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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