My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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