You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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